* Eat breakfast (more bacon)
* Prepare half the dinner (forget the other half and get shouted at later)
* Meet mother at work
* Go to the club (spend too long there)
* Wait upstairs while father gets shouted at for making a mess
* Drink champagne and pomegranate juice (the new range apparently)
* Miss the Queen’s 50th speech
* Open half of the presents
* Search desperately for mothers present that she bought for herself a few weeks ago and that I totally forgot to wrap since being here
* Open the other presents
* Eat a huge dinner complete with soup, turkey, pudding and crackers
* Fall asleep in front of the TV
* Wake up and go to bed!
The perfect family Christmas
* Prepare half the dinner (forget the other half and get shouted at later)
* Meet mother at work
* Go to the club (spend too long there)
* Wait upstairs while father gets shouted at for making a mess
* Drink champagne and pomegranate juice (the new range apparently)
* Miss the Queen’s 50th speech
* Open half of the presents
* Search desperately for mothers present that she bought for herself a few weeks ago and that I totally forgot to wrap since being here
* Open the other presents
* Eat a huge dinner complete with soup, turkey, pudding and crackers
* Fall asleep in front of the TV
* Wake up and go to bed!
The perfect family Christmas
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